Jan 10 2009
Shall We Begin With Something to Make Us Feel Better?
What could be nicer than seeing celebrities looking awful? Sure, they’re more beautiful than us, more talented than us, wealthier than us… but they sure as hell don’t always make the best choices And it’s at the low points that we can all sit back and think to ourselves, “Well, I may not be gorgeous or even pretty, but at least I didn’t pay $20,000 to look like frankenstein!”And here we have the lovely physique of our favorite little drunkess.
Who knew too much libo was a bad thing? Certainly not her doctor, that’s for certain. I don’t know about you, but certainly a bit of tummy fat is prettier than this empty, saggy skin! And I can’t for the life of me understand why she’s flaunting it at every turn. If it were me, I wouldn’t be caught dead in a bikini… Then again, if it were me, no one would be taking photos and blabbing about them. But in all honesty, that poor trainwreck is too drunk to notice.
